thisdanobrien:

cracked:

dontsitaround:

Everybody deserves someone in their life who looks at them the way Soren looks at Daniel in Cracked After Hours.

They get cuter from there.

Hahahaha we’re friends irl.

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letsgopunk asked:
Totally wanted to let you know I started following you because of Wingnut Dishwashers union.. musicians that never get enough attention in my opinion! lol

haha i agree, pat’s a genius

harlequin19bee:

I recently went to the wedding of the two people who met ten years ago on a Stephen King forum site. (The same site where my mom met them and most of her closest friends)

This was an actual name card at their wedding.

dropsofamortentia:

Favourite first lines of books - IT, Stephen King

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

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